CLIFFY...

If you don't know my dad, then you are missing out. He is probably the funniest person I've ever met... no really...and if you encourage his behavior he only gets funnier. One of the best things about my dad are his sayings.

He has a saying for everything, I can't really explain them, so just enjoy:

"Born yesterday and lived all day for nothin"

"I know that's right"

"Hello der"

"Eat through the pain"

"Cramin' for the Famin"

"Put an egg in your shoe and beat it"

"That's the shits"

"Can't afford yesterday's newspaper"

"Them sonsabitches"

"It aint me"

"Let's make like a sheep herder and get the flock out of here"

"Balder then Ted Maynard"
"Got to go talk to a man about a horse"

"Bound up tighter than Brandy"

"Not wet enough to dry"
"More nervous than a dog shitting peach pits"

"I don't think there's anybody back there"
"You can shit the fans but you can't shit the players" huh?

"I'm tapped"

Names of Cars include: "Rice Gobbler", "Toyodle", "the Pumpkin", "Exploder", "the Taco", "Very fine mo-chine"

He usually only calls people by one of the following names: "Tina", "Evelyn", "Jeffy", "Tommy", "Tiny", "Swootie", "Carla three babies" dogs are called "un-vopers"

Thanks dad- for always making me laugh... love you!